Niche to meet you.
Let's keep this brief.
I'm everything you want in a writer – full of ideas, energy and enthusiasm, and a great collaborator and team player. I’ve got a Masters in screenwriting, a three-year-old son who loves tigers, and a rosebush in the garden that simply WILL NOT do what it’s told.
Fun fact: to make a living when I first started writing I moonlighted (moonlit?) as a children's entertainer. Let me tell you, nothing prepares you for the kind of constructive feedback you get as a writer more than a six year old yelling "why aren't you funnier?" as you do your best impression of Ariel the mermaid.